I know the chief doesn't like us posting official police business in the Town Announcements but I found a cat’s collar just now out in the woods, in a little clearing a few hundred yards from British Soldier Field.

Tag reads "Mr. Business." Another tag just a small plastic heart, cracked. Cat was nowhere to be seen.

Could be dead.

Probably dead.

But no proof, so who knows?

80s Hard Rock Record Enthusiast Meet-up probably canceled today.