There are a lot of things that have gone missing in this town. It's not just Mr. Business—even though that police officer found his collar, I still think he's out there—it's a lot of other things too. Shoes. Signs. Lots of other pets. Something is going on here!

I don't think people are paying enough attention, so I've put together a presentation and it's this Friday at the Question Mark Public Library. I don't think any of you are going to come, but Ms. Twombley at the library encouraged me to post this announcement, so that's what I'm doing.

Please come, seriously.