Ms. Dupree's collection while still in her posession

At 07:16 this morning, Ms. Mabel Vickery Dupree reported her signature historical spoon collection missing. As many of you know, Ms. Dupree has spent decades collecting spoons owned or used by several U.S. Presidents and many international celebrities including Theodore Roosevelt, Marilyn Monroe, and James Mason.

A five hundred dollar reward is now being offered. Please contact the Question Mark Police Department with any information.

It is unfortunate to admit that everyone being asleep for eight days really put a dent in this type of behavior and perhaps people could consider at least napping regularly.