As the very odd occurrences in town continue to multiply–floating ghost factories, periodic explosions, and some kind of time distortion caused by a big white void from the future–we’re excited to offer a number of high-quality mobile homes and vacant sites which have suddenly become available.

Moonlite Grove RV Park is a family-friendly community with access to wonderful amenities like the Question Mark woods, The Void, the Lost-Lake Drive-in, all with beautiful views of purple-green sunsets caused by off-gassing at the nearby town dump, as well as a reliable mail center and less reliable sewer service.

We’re excited to offer one-year leases at an incredible one-time-only discount. Moonlite Grove provides privacy, security, and a wonderful community atmosphere, though not too much community, as we respect our residents’ private lives as everyone needs a place to have their own little secrets.

I learned as much last weekend during a past-lives retreat in Cleveland. While I was communicating with myself from a previous life, I heard a small British voice say that I needed to make time to be my own person, and that was not a thought I ever had before. I worked forty years at the plastics factory without asking these kinds of questions and now I’m finally figuring out who I am. And that person was probably a Duke or Lord or maybe even a member of the renowned Willey family.

Whoever you are and wherever you come from, we think you’ll be surprised how soon you and your family will call Moonlite Grove “home.”